Toff Newspaper Back Issues
THE LAST EDITION OF THE STOKES CROFT TOFF
WAS PUBLISHED ON MARCH 11TH 2010.
The Toff has been working on other projects since March 2010.
It is hoped that New issues will be published in the future.
ENQUIRIES
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Full Back Catalogue (Most Recent Issue March 2010)
Whilst The Toff has nothing to do with PRSC, it offers an insight into the goings on in the Croft.
By retaining its editorial independence,
The Toff safeguards the right to print its own version of the truth…
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Issued March 11th 2010
THIS ISSUE:
AWARDS – WHO NEEDS ‘EM?
VOTE FOR THE TOFF!
ELVIS AND THE CUP OF SUGAR
AGONY WITH SWEINHUND
BONOBOS V TESCO
TINA DOES GYMNASTICS
HOLIDAY / HUSTON / COCTEAU – ON DRUGS
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE LAUNCH OF TOFF TV
PLUS:
MASSIVE ATTACK SHALL SET YOU FREE
AND
WHY STOKES CROFT COULD BE DEAD IN SIX WEEKS
Issued February 22nd 2010
THIS WEEK:
TINA WRITES THE TOFF
THE TOFF RETURNS – BUT DOESN’T EXPLAIN
SWEINHUND INTERVIEWS KATIE PRICE’S HORSE
McQUEEN IS DEAD . LONG LIVE McQUEEN
BANKSY MOVIE – DON’T GET YER HOPES UP
LONDON UNDERGROUND – “IT’S WORSE THAN MINING.”
PLUS:
SEXY BEAST
&
THE WONDER CLUB
Issued January 28th 2010
THIS WEEK:
TOFFIE GOES MISSING!
SWEINHUND WRITES THE WHOLE DAMN ISSUE!
GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!
BILLY BRAGG STOPS PAYING BANK BONUSES!
THE CUBE MICROPLEX IS BERLIN 1933
THIS WEEK:
WHO KILLED LENNY BRUCE
HOMELESSNESS – WHAT’S IT LIKE?
NEWS & RUMOURS
FUNERAL FOR A BEAR
PLUS:
LENNY BRUCE KNOWS ABOUT BRITISH PEOPLE
Issued December 20th 2009
JESUS ON BROADMEAD, CLIMATE CHANGE CRAP, GORDON BROWN LOVES ESKIMOS, CHINA LOVES PRESTCOTT, NOBODY LOVES CHIHUAHUAS.
PLUS:
GLOBAL CHRISTMAS – BY GOD.
Issued December 3rd 2009
“I’M AN IDIOT!” – BY TOFF
THE CLASS SYSTEM: – BY IDIOTS, FOR IDIOTS, “YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS!” – BY SWEINHUND, THOSE BLAIR / BUSH IDIOTS, STOKES CROFT CHINA – WHAT IDIOT COULD RESIST IT? PLUS: AMERICAN TOFF & NANCY MITFORD,
issued 16 November 2009
WAR AND PEACE
STOKES CROFT BOMBED, WAR FASHION v PEACE FASHION, THE BEST WAY TO KILL PEOPLE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW, THE QUEEN ON AFGHANISTAN & CHINESE TAKEAWAYS, OBAMA TALKS TO TOFF AMERICA, NAPOLEON
issued 2 November 2009
THE GREAT BRITISH ISSUE PACKED WITH GREAT BRITISH THINGS
RECIPES, THE WEATHER, IMMIGRANTS, GRAFFITI, FANTASTIC MR. FOX, NICK GRIFFIN
issued 18 October 2009
ANOTHER ISSUE PACKED WITH INACCURACIES OF EVERY KIND! THIS WEEK: MAGISTRATES, MAGNUM P.I. IN STOKES CROFT, MONSTERS – INCLUDING PRINCESS ANNE, MISTAKES
PLUS: FRANK SINATRA ON HEDY LAMARR
THIS WEEK: ARRESTED: CHALKLEY / POLANSKI / MUMS
PLUS: GILLY WOO, WITCHES, WONKY WALL
WHAT IS PROPERTY? … RE-IMAGINING STOKES CROFT, SWEINHUND CONTINUES, NOXIOUS NOSTALGIA, DIOGENES v HOBBLE
THIS WEEK: VIVA LAKOTA, RELIGION BY MARIANNE FAITHFULL, SUICIDE A LA SWEINHUND, BILL HICKS v IGGY POP, LOUISE BOURGEOIS ADVISES, TOFF INVESTIGATES, AND GOD PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN
THIS WEEK: LEE MILLER v MI5, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN v GEORGE BUSH, PRIMARK KILLS BRISTOL, A TOFF GUIDE TO SHARING, RELIGIOUS INSTRUCTION MARGARET CHO STYLE, PETE IS DEAD, NEW GRAFF FOR DIGHTON STREET, ARTISTS SAVE THE MIDDLE EAST
THIS WEEK: FAILURE, HYPOCRISY, WELCOME HOME MRS. LOVETT!, THE RAILWAY CHILDREN, TWO FAT CONTROLLERS, SICKERT SAVES CHURCHILL
BORGES BETTERS THE BEAR PIT, OVERLOOKED DISORDERS, SPONGY HOBBLE AND THE POSTMAN, MONTPELIER MATCHMAKES MICHAEL, BANKSY QUEUE BONANZA, SHAKESPEARE RETHUNK, DOT TO DOT.
Psychology, psychiatry, psychopapalepathy, Sport… THE MIND
“Last Week’s Toff was Rubbish”, Smoking Cars, Psychedelic Colouring In, Truth, Lies etc.
Banksy, Swine flu, Banksy, Swine flu, Banksy, Mae west, Elves, and a bit of Other Stuff.



